Image from a zombie walk in Brooklyn, 2011 Photo by Chante Tenoso

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Sunday, February 19, 2012

Zombies have boldly gone where I never expected

This post is for 18+ PLEASE.


I thought I had almost seen it all...in terms of where zombification could go...then I saw this. There are "zombie fans" and then there are "zombie freaks"! When a friend sent me the link to this website my jaw hit the floor. Zombies have officially infected every realm of our reality.

 The Zombie Fleshlight - "Fucking your brains out may not be the best idea, but how could you resist? Made with Fleshlight's patented SuperSkin material in stunning detail, your dead nights will now always be living."
The Zombie Dildo - "This zombie wants your brains, and the only way to get them is to fuck them out of you! Made with the highest quality, platinum cured silicone in extreme detail by Fleshlight®, you better aim for the head. 
Dildo is intended for external use only."

If you go to the website you can see a 360 degree view of the dildo. Remember that it says it's for external use only or you could use it as a paper weight or perhaps as a new decoration for the family mantle (just kidding about the last suggestion).

here's the website so you know I didn't make this up...I couldn't have thought this up if I tried!

happy zombie shopping!


Thursday, February 16, 2012

Abracadabra Superstore NYC

I met this handsome zombie at The Abracadabra Superstore in Manhattan. Have you been there? They have everything you need to become one of the undead. They'll even help you transform, if you need.